Wall to Wall Cock...
Well girls! Here's a bit of news for you (or not...Depends where you go drinking on a Sunday evening). There's a certain nightclub in Merthyr Tydfil, South Wales, that is full to the brim of an unusually high proportion of good looking guys:)
There are girls there, of course, plenty of them, and guys that don't reach the very high standards set by the rest...
But, the main feature of this particular venue is that rare natural phenomenen known as 'Wall To Wall Cock':)
God, if I were just a few years younger I'd be up there every Sunday night (I go as often as possible, purely for research purposes, you understand;) but after a busy Friday and Saturday night, I don't always have the energy or money to give it a visit...
But before you all start a stampede, there is the small matter of a few minor drawbacks...
The Town of Merthyr is a bit rough, and I don't just mean the guys, lol...To a non-Valleys resident this may be quite an off-putting factor...
Another is that due to the high number of great looking guys, they, in turn, draw a lot of women, which again has the less than desirable effect of attracting what we affectionately call hereabouts 'mingers' (ugly guys/girls)...
But ladies, if you're prepared to accept these minor failings to have a great night out feasting your eyes on some of the best looking male specimens the Valleys have to offer, I'm sure you wont be disappointed!
There are girls there, of course, plenty of them, and guys that don't reach the very high standards set by the rest...
But, the main feature of this particular venue is that rare natural phenomenen known as 'Wall To Wall Cock':)
God, if I were just a few years younger I'd be up there every Sunday night (I go as often as possible, purely for research purposes, you understand;) but after a busy Friday and Saturday night, I don't always have the energy or money to give it a visit...
But before you all start a stampede, there is the small matter of a few minor drawbacks...
The Town of Merthyr is a bit rough, and I don't just mean the guys, lol...To a non-Valleys resident this may be quite an off-putting factor...
Another is that due to the high number of great looking guys, they, in turn, draw a lot of women, which again has the less than desirable effect of attracting what we affectionately call hereabouts 'mingers' (ugly guys/girls)...
But ladies, if you're prepared to accept these minor failings to have a great night out feasting your eyes on some of the best looking male specimens the Valleys have to offer, I'm sure you wont be disappointed!
1 Comments:
At 12:55 PM, Lynda Phillips said…
Yep, I'm crazy;) But then, so is most of the population of this planet, so I fit right in:)
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